A soup of ruuuuralplaaaastic makes it possible: old becomes young! Reaching a certain age people wish to be young again. Ruuuuralplaaaastic is a soup that makes these wishes come true. Today we are going to cook ruuuuralplaaaastic. What do we need to cook ruuuuralplaaaastic? For the ruuuuralplaaaastic we take half a litre of water and mix it with a quater litre of vinegar. To this mixture we put 1 tablespoon of salt, 1 tablespoon of pepper and 10 cloves of garlic. For the magic effect we need the following ingredients: 10 flies, 8 legs of a spider, 2 rat tails, 20 grilled cockroaches and 4 bat ears. We put all these ingredients into a big pot and bring the mix to the boil stirring well. To accelerate the rejuvenation we also give some petrol to the ruuuuralplaaaastic. The more petrol the faster ruuuuralplaaaastic will work. But attention: to much petrol may reverse the effect. The ruuuuralplaaaastic brew should boil for four hours and has to be consumed exactly at midnight at full moon. Before ruuuuralplaaaastic can be eaten, we have to speak this magic formula three times: „ruuuuralplaaaastic, a little snack ruuuuralplaaaastic, bring me back to youth, to youth, to youth“ Now we can eat the ruuuuralplaaaastic soup! The side effects of ruuuuralplaaaastic: burns of the throat, breathing and swallowing difficulties, dizziness and nausea, fainting, anxiety and panic attacks. In many cases ruuuuralplaaaastic misses its effect and can cause death. In occurence of side effects you needn’t consult a doctor, because he won’t be able to help either. Enjoy!